Can't claim the far left commits acts of terrorism if they never get charged for it!
Honestly, I usually go female in character creators and probably would've picked something weird... were it not for the fact the game immediately asks you afterwards what you're attracted to.
At that point I just thought...'Then I'll go for the stand-in'.
The "sticking fingers into my ear and scraming lalalalalala" approach. Lets see how that works out for them.