LOTR is about to be subverted
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Fricking gross. What the hell.
When The Hobbit movies came out, I was quite annoyed by the addition of female elf Tauriel. A friend of mine had an 8 year old daughter who was OBSESSED with her, dressed up like her for halloween, and ended up reading all of LotR.
So, I KIND of get the addition (not gender bending) of a couple of minor roles. I still think Tauriel was hamfisted and stupid, and the part was clearly written for 8 year old girls, but whatever.
This...this is just appalling.
What's next, a Chronicles of Narnia where Lucy steps through the wardrobe into Narnia and finds Mr Tumnus the fawn getting blown by Mrs Beaver? (Just to be safe I am not going to google that for Rule 34.)
Next Stephen King's It remake is gonna go full Cuties and have an actual, hardcore, 13 year old gang bang on screen.
Cuties "Director" has entered the chat.
The way it was ment to be seen.