how the crt, feminism and inclusivity racket work:
----landwhale: nice company you have here! it would be a real damn shame if someone calls you sexist and racist and try to cancel you with fake allegations on twitter. is not like there is a rabid crowd ready to bite with a snap of our finger anyway
----company CEO: oh no
----Landwhale: hire me for a 5 or 6 zero salary year, at least, and I will make sure to hire all my friends. we oversee your company in order to turn your company into a perfectly inclusive one and you don’t get canceled
----hired landwhale: this company must have 50% women, this company must have 50% blacks, this company must have 50% gays, this company must have 50% transgenders, this company must have 50% impaired, this company must have 50% transgenders
----company CEO: percentage don’t work that way, I’ll see what I can do…
----hired landwhale: remove all beautiful female characters in your game, place only female characters that look like a male with tiny boobs and the squarest jawline in your game. all female characters in your game must be of these categories: mary sue or manly cusser longshoreman, place shitty gameplay in your game, place a shitty story in your game. did I already told you about the squarest jawline?
----company CEO: the fans will not like this…
----hired landwhale: as a CEO tell this to the fans, this game is not for you, submit or don’t buy this game, we don’t want those like you here.
----company CEO: hey fans look at our new game, now with everything in it to piss you off! also fuck you!
----Fans: fuck you too. CEO
----Fans: burn in hell Company.
----Fans: get woke go broke.
----company CEO: ok I told them… but are you sure this will works? attacking fans? also, half of the people we hired listening to you can’t even java…
----hired landwhale: how dare you?! THE ENVIRONMENT IN THIS COMPANY IS UNBEARABLE!? what with your sexist misogynist white opposition? don’t you see how stating your different views is microaggression?
----company CEO: what the hell!! I did everything you said…
----Hired Landwhale: exactly! now resign from your position and give YOUR company to US to control. would be a real damn shame is someone would call your company a racist misogynist and rapist working environment on twitter
----(soon no longer) company CEO: hey fans please help us! buy our product we are going to go broke!
----Fans: lmao.
----Fans: good riddance
----Fans: crab rave!
----Fans: image giving money to people that hate you
----Fans: get woke go broke.
----Fans: close the door when you leave.
[fade to black]
----Headline: company report sales below expectations
----Headline: company report drop in sales of 60% yearly
----Headline: CEO of company and old guard of developers of x, y and z game
resign amidst sexual scandal
----Headline: company report 45% layoffs
----Headline: company file bankruptcy late december after persistent low performance
[fade to black]
----landwhale: nice company you have here! it would be a real damn shame if someone calls you sexist and racist and try to cancel you with fake allegations on twitter.
how the crt, feminism and inclusivity racket work:
----landwhale: nice company you have here! it would be a real damn shame if someone calls you sexist and racist and try to cancel you with fake allegations on twitter. is not like there is a rabid crowd ready to bite with a snap of our finger anyway
----company CEO: oh no
----Landwhale: hire me for a 5 or 6 zero salary year, at least, and I will make sure to hire all my friends. we oversee your company in order to turn your company into a perfectly inclusive one and you don’t get canceled
----hired landwhale: this company must have 50% women, this company must have 50% blacks, this company must have 50% gays, this company must have 50% transgenders, this company must have 50% impaired, this company must have 50% transgenders
----company CEO: percentage don’t work that way, I’ll see what I can do…
----hired landwhale: remove all beautiful female characters in your game, place only female characters that look like a male with tiny boobs and the squarest jawline in your game. all female characters in your game must be of these categories: mary sue or manly cusser longshoreman, place shitty gameplay in your game, place a shitty story in your game. did I already told you about the squarest jawline?
----company CEO: the fans will not like this…
----hired landwhale: as a CEO tell this to the fans, this game is not for you, submit or don’t buy this game, we don’t want those like you here.
----company CEO: hey fans look at our new game, now with everything in it to piss you off! also fuck you!
----Fans: fuck you too. CEO
----Fans: burn in hell Company.
----Fans: get woke go broke.
----company CEO: ok I told them… but are you sure this will works? attacking fans? also, half of the people we hired listening to you can’t even java…
----hired landwhale: how dare you?! THE ENVIRONMENT IN THIS COMPANY IS UNBEARABLE!? what with your sexist misogynist white opposition? don’t you see how stating your different views is microaggression?
----company CEO: what the hell!! I did everything you said…
----Hired Landwhale: exactly! now resign from your position and give YOUR company to US to control. would be a real damn shame is someone would call your company a racist misogynist and rapist working environment on twitter
----(soon no longer) company CEO: hey fans please help us! buy our product we are going to go broke!
----Fans: lmao.
----Fans: good riddance
----Fans: crab rave!
----Fans: image giving money to people that hate you
----Fans: get woke go broke.
----Fans: close the door when you leave.
[fade to black]
----Headline: company report sales below expectations
----Headline: company report drop in sales of 60% yearly
----Headline: CEO of company and old guard of developers of x, y and z game resign amidst sexual scandal
----Headline: company report 45% layoffs
----Headline: company file bankruptcy late december after persistent low performance
[fade to black]
----landwhale: nice company you have here! it would be a real damn shame if someone calls you sexist and racist and try to cancel you with fake allegations on twitter.
----company n2 CEO: oh no
[heavy metal trailer music start to roll]