This is so beyond ridiculous that it's lost any comedic potential it might've had. Carrying out a planned hit against an unsuspecting political opponent in the street, then not only remaining at large but running off to the press (or what passes for it) to get your dick sucked by them? That isn't even a regular Third World lawless horrorshow. Places like Egypt or Indonesia or Tajikistan have a lot of bad things going on in them, day in and day out, but pretty much never anything this ludicrous and brazen.

No, that is the sort of thing you'd find only in the worst of the worst Third World shitholes, ''''countries'''' which are really the fiefdoms of psychotic genocidal dictators or trapped in war-torn anarchy that look like they were transported through time from the mid-7th century. Hell on earth really, like Somalia or 1990s Liberia/Sierra Leone bad. (And ironically, Vice did a documentary on the latter nightmare's aftermath, back when they were still halfway decent)

So, we've got a confession now, and video evidence elsewhere of him planning it out with his handlers, wonder how long it will take for the feds to come knocking on vice's doors to find this piece of shit and hopefully the others involved

"Don't worry so much about money. Worry about if people start deciding to kill reporters."