It begins,
"Someone had to stand up to the bully in the White House and say, no, you cannot abuse your power, you cannot abandon our allies, and you cannot do Vladimir Putin's bidding from the Oval Office."
(the weed in SF must be really really good)
Then it goes on to say,
"That's why I'm writing to ask you to join the Democratic Congressional Campaign Committee (DCCC) with a contribution of $15, $25, $35, or even more if you can today."
"Republicans are shattering fundraising records with the RNC raising $215 million to the DNC's $82 million...and Trump continuing to raise record hauls in 2020."
(wah wah waah)
Will someone please hand Nancy a hankie to wipe away her lefty tears? Poor democrats, they can hardly pay the hairdresser.
The best part is the enclosed Personal Reply To Speaker Nancy Pelosi form, with a paid return postage envelope.
Nancy, you'll be hearing back from me! But there sure as hell won't be a check in that envelope. Thanks for being one of the most inept corrupt politicians America has ever seen.
send in a picture of her at the salon saying the elites play a different set of rules than the peasants
You know they're going to open every one of those return envelopes hoping for a check. Right now I'm leaning toward scrawling "Go Fuck Yourself" in large letters across the donation form. I'm open to suggestion.
Other KIA's will surely be seeing these same beseeching letters from Nancy. We should bury her mailroom in postage paid insults.
Poll that CNN.
While I'd be tempted to reply with a simple "SILENCE, COMMUNIST," I think I'd politely but honestly state which evil acts they have performed that have lost your potential support forever.
Is there enough space on the return letter to list everything?