"Oh hi sheriff! Have I seen any out of towners around recently? Nope, sorry haven't seen anyone come through here. Yep, just doing some work on my backhoe here. Gonna be trenching in a water line to the old shed before winter. I'll be sure to let you know if I see those missing Portland people you're looking for."
"Oh hi sheriff! Have I seen any out of towners around recently? Nope, sorry haven't seen anyone come through here. Yep, just doing some work on my backhoe here. Gonna be trenching in a water line to the old shed before winter. I'll be sure to let you know if I see those missing Portland people you're looking for."