And I'm not kidding. I've moved around a lot, been all over this gorgeous country. This is the first place I've ever definitively wanted to plant roots. People are down to Earth. It's clean. Housing is cheap. There's no state income tax. Good shopping. Traffic's not too bad. Mountains. Fishing. Hunting. Shooting. Guns. Liquor. Shooting guns while drunk. Department of Energy. Nuclear bombs. Guns. Actual nuclear weapons. And Jesus. They love them some Jesus.
I'm not who you were responding to but - good lord am I tempted.
And I'm not kidding. I've moved around a lot, been all over this gorgeous country. This is the first place I've ever definitively wanted to plant roots. People are down to Earth. It's clean. Housing is cheap. There's no state income tax. Good shopping. Traffic's not too bad. Mountains. Fishing. Hunting. Shooting. Guns. Liquor. Shooting guns while drunk. Department of Energy. Nuclear bombs. Guns. Actual nuclear weapons. And Jesus. They love them some Jesus.