They're an accessibility problem that keeps Patrick Klepek from being able to play games featuring them.
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It's like touching a dude, but okay.
Not even. Dudes have more muscle there to offset the feeling. And hair, lots of disgusting hair.
And fat chicks can have big ass tiddies, but only smol and fit can have nothing.
Look at it this way. Too much sugar in your lemonade can be a bad thing. But any one would rather have that than no sugar at all. Plus there's loads of fat bitches with no titties. Look at lena dunham. It's pretty tragic.
I can pour more sugar into the lemonade if its too little for my taste. But once its there, I can't get it out.
Same way, big ol' titties never go back down without some terrible side effects. but I can pop a baby in a tiny girl and grow a few sizes.
And its not like I hate 'em, I just prefer otherwise. I will still suffocate myself on some if offered the chance.