The only reason we have to write out such obnoxious and litigious specifics for these laws, which we shouldn't have to be writing anyway, is because there are no dads to smack their gross child when they start wearing tails and asking for a litterbox to shit in.
The kids want to behave this way, and too much of "The System" will protect them when they do so. Now we have to play this game of patching a screen door of exceptions to forestall the inevitable "BUT WHAT ABOUT" cavalcade.
The only reason we have to write out such obnoxious and litigious specifics for these laws, which we shouldn't have to be writing anyway, is because there are no dads to smack their gross child when they start wearing tails and asking for a litterbox to shit in.
The kids want to behave this way, and too much of "The System" will protect them when they do so. Now we have to play this game of patching a screen door of exceptions to forestall the inevitable "BUT WHAT ABOUT" cavalcade.