Capitol Police discovered a handwritten confession in English’s pocket during the arrest that stated, “You must understand I can feel myself dying slowly [because] of my heart. This is terrible, but I can’t do nothing while Nazis kill my sisters. I love you. This is awful. I’m [sic] so sorry.”
Riiight. Okay, some serious plot there, buddy. Did you get that from one of your video games?
OOOH, how fucking convenient! Just like Luigi, huh? Nah, fuck that. I don't buy it. 🙄
Perhaps he has a heart disease?
Clotshotted, myocarditis'd , etc