So I'm in the bathroom bored, doing business, and type into Google, "I'm pooping amuse me." I get back a bunch of Webmd type pages about pooping. About the fourth item down is diarrhea in women and almost every recommended page following is about women's health. I search, "Amuse Me," and get some hits for a ride and then a bunch of hits about tv shows with women as the main cast.
I type in, "I'm a man," and get a bunch of Spencer Davis group returns, fair enough. But I also got a hit on a Michelle Branch activist song, about the plight of women.
When did search engines become all about chick stuff?
I would go consult a doctor because if your poops are so long that you need amusement during them you have a serious condition.
You probably aren't wrong. But I also take some medicine that can cause pooping.