I was surprised he didn’t argue about the change in holiday plans. Normally, it would be a bone of contention because of how close he is to his family.

Hopefully it's because he is planning on surprising this bitch with divorce papers for Christmas.

I stood briefly at our blue front door — the one I painted last year when I changed all the red in our house to blue.

This legitimately made me lol. These people are pathetic. I hope their next four years are an unbearable misery for them.