"I do find your language offensive, but I'd still be happy to help you with your crime."
I'd say "kill yourself you fugly cunt", because that officer is going to all but throw away and police report that gets filed, but we both know that this officer is ALSO looking for a reason to arrest the victim for something equivalent to a "Disorder Conduct" charge.
I'd say "kill yourself you fugly cunt", because that officer is going to all but throw away and police report that gets filed, but we both know that this officer is ALSO looking for a reason to arrest the victim for something equivalent to a "Disorder Conduct" charge.