For example, certain prayers must be uttered in Aramaic rather than Hebrew on the grounds that holy angels apparently don’t understand the former language, and their confusion allows those verses to slip by unimpeded and take effect without divine interference.
More interesting article:
https://www.unz.com/article/god-the-jews-and-us-a-deceitful-civilizational-contract/
I prefer Unz's own article on the matter American Pravda: Oddities of the Jewish Religion.
They are such a ridiculous people.
May I interest you in a special “Saturn’s Day” mode for your oven?
Or a kosher light switch. This is not a parody.