Next year is totally gonna be the year of the Linux desktop, guys! All that's left to do is ban any contributors who are sexist, racist, bigoted or homophobic and strip out their code, blacklist all distributions that don't use systemd, create a tech support AI that tells users how wrong they are and how easy it is for grandma to write a script to get around driver problems, and promote videos on how gamers don't need Windows because there are more than enough games on Linux!