Once again, the investigation will begin with every Capitol employee, staffer and legislator gathered in a room, and some Federal agent starting with, "Okay, let's narrow this down. Who here is not doing coke? Anyone? Is anyone in this room not using cocaine? No? Okay, how about right now? Are any of you not currently blasted on fucking cocaine as we speak?"
Once again, the investigation will begin with every Capitol employee, staffer and legislator gathered in a room, and some Federal agent starting with, "Okay, let's narrow this down. Who here is not doing coke? Anyone? Is anyone in this room not using cocaine? No? Okay, how about right now? Are any of you not currently blasted on fucking cocaine as we speak?"