Now, seven years into their marriage, they have their own place: a one-bedroom apartment in Los Angeles, where Rose sees Pilates clients.

Uh huh. "Pilates clients", sure.

They go months without sex

Correction: Will goes months without sex. Rose is getting her back blown out during "pilates" sessions.

many, like Michelle, told me that becoming parents irrevocably changed their sex lives... Other mothers started to see sex as one more chore, another line item on their list of responsibilities.

It was always a chore for them. They were only doing it until they could manipulate Mr. Betabux into a relationship that he can't escape without severe financial penalties. Now that he is locked in, she is free to make sweet, sweet love to his bank account to her heart's content. Men should never commit fully to a woman. That is the path to slavery, so always keep one foot out the door and be ready to walk away as soon as it is apparent that your turn riding the whore is over.

This shit is infuriating. Social media and dating apps have completely destroyed women. The collapse of this degenerate society can't come soon enough. I want off this mouse utopia experiment ride.