Proper punctuation is important. Now, if you meant that you didn't fall for the scam, good for you. What would get that idea across is "un-vaxed, bitch."

Now, if you meant to call me an "un-vaxed bitch", then I can see that you did indeed fall for the scam. To wit, I can see why it would not be funny to you. A biological time-bomb soundlessly ticking away in your organs would indeed not be funny to you.