54 () posted 237 days ago by DoomerPill 237 days ago by DoomerPill +56 / -2 74 comments share 74 comments share save hide report block hide replies
"I have problems socialising, I cannot focus, and I feel like my entire life is going downhill as a result"
Developing World: "Tough luck, buttercup. Now back to work."
Europe: "I'm so sorry to hear that. We'll get you all the help you need. Are you free Tuesday afternoon in 3 years?"
America: "Don't worry, we'll get you fixed up right away. Just hand over your life savings."
Canada: "Have you considered dying?"
America is more: Here is a handful of expensive pills which have side effects worse than your current depression that you have to remain on for the rest of your life.