We never should have allowed these weirdos to get as far as sex ed for kindergarteners. And now it's treated as some sort of gotcha that the precedent they themselves set for teaching kids about straight sex constitutes a double-standard if you don't wanna extend that shit to gay sex.

Any parent who wanted to wait till adolescence to give their kids the talk and who vigilantly monitored their kid's online activity to prevent them from watching porn was relentlessly mocked as some kind of weird overprotective Ned Flanders type back in the 90's and 00's.