This is why men shouldn't invest in modern women until they put out, and only then if it's worth their while. Chad and Tyrone got it for free, so don't be the chump who pays full price.

Geits, who declined to provide the high-flyer’s name for privacy reasons, called him “such a nice guy” who she plans to stay in touch with – albeit “just as friends,” she said.

Silly beta, sex is for Chads!