Haley wins with 1,274 votes out of 2,030 votes cast. Trump comes in 2nd with 676.
Yes, you read that right. Out of a city with a population of 678,972 people, only 0.3% of the population voted in the Republican primary.
For all intents and purposes D.C. is a Democrat party company town.
In my magical fairyland that will never ever happen, the house of reps contains 1 rep per 100k people, citizens only, selected each year via lottery of all registered voters in each district. If selected, you serve your two-year term and are paid fifty times the federal poverty level, tax free, each year. Nobody can be selected twice and the penalty for corruption/bribery is crucifixion.