67 In Canada you can assault a cop and have your arrest cancelled if a mob comes and pulls you away. Just no bouncy castles plz (twitter.com) posted 262 days ago by YesMovement 262 days ago by YesMovement +67 / -0 37 comments share 37 comments share save hide report block hide replies
You can also assault cops and mostly get away with it if you're Jewish in New York, Ezra!
https://youtu.be/m6oLe2Fe1Rs?si=d-uXmn9MOMp-F2kI
OR... if you're a Jewish sex offender, you can magically escape punishment by fleeing to Israel.
https://forward.com/life/320565/what-happens-to-sex-offenders-who-run-to-israel/