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I saw this, and had to post. This is far (far!) from unique, and I actually like their whiskey, but their marketing department is predictably...for modern audiences, or whatever. You know the thing. C'mon man.

Shit makes me sick. I'm not even Christian, but say the word, brothers, and we'll retake the Holy Land. Jerusalem will be ours!

Deus Vult!

And merry Christmas (season), you filthy animals!

Site didn't cooperate with archving, but here's the source for those curious.*

* Also, just so no one accuses me of photoshopping, the text is on hover, so this is a combined image. I did shoop Paint it, but nothing is edited aside from underlining and combing of hover text.

Silence, Brand!

And, again, merry Christmas!