A very long, drunken debate in the 8chan IRC one night led to a scientific conclusion:
Girls are gay, because they like kissing guys and sucking dick. That's super gay. So if you get with a girl then that's gay. But getting with a guy is also gay, because he's a gay guy and they also like sucking dick. Thus the only thing that isn't gay is a trap who thinks both men and women are gay and won't have sex with either of them. But that means that to get with such a trap you'd have to first become a trap yourself. Thus becoming a trap who exclusively does trap-on-trap was the only way to remain heterosexual.
A very long, drunken debate in the 8chan IRC one night led to a scientific conclusion:
Girls are gay, because they like kissing guys and sucking dick. That's super gay. So if you get with a girl then that's gay. But getting with a guy is also gay, because he's a gay guy and they also like sucking dick. Thus the only thing that isn't gay is a trap who thinks both men and women are gay and won't have sex with either of them. But that means that to get with such a trap you'd have to first become a trap yourself. Thus becoming a trap who exclusively does trap-on-trap was the only way to remain heterosexual.