Elon Musk at the American Border
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A fully assimilated half-German (specifically Vandal) second-gen immigrant almost saved Rome, if not for an out-of-nowhere pain train capped off by the Senate engineering a coup running him & his entire family over between 406 and 408 - Flavius Stilicho. Another half-German (in that case probably Gothic) saved the Roman world from Attila the Hun himself on the Catalaunian Plains - Flavius Aetius. (His father was described as a general from the province of Scythia, today's Dobruja split between Romania & Bulgaria, but by the late 4th century when that father would've been around the province had already been lost to the Goths in all but name.)
I would love to meet whatever son of a modern Somali migrant and the clueless AWFL who shrieked for his every crime to be excused can even remotely measure up to those men's quality. I suspect, though, that I will be waiting a very, VERY long time for such a surprise. To say the least.
Maybe Musk is our Vandal.
Tbf, not only was Arminius from a wholly different period 300 years before the great barbarian migrations, but he wasn't quite an immigrant or an immigrant's descendant like Stilicho & Aetius. Just the prince of a pro-Roman tribe who took Roman money & fought with them long enough to learn all their tricks. His victory at Teutoburg overshadows him later getting his ass beat into the ground by Germanicus (which is why the Romans had provinces called 'Germania' into the 5th century, some emperors even made Trier their capital from time to time - most famously Constantine the Great), and most of his own family fought against him. His tribe, the Cherusci, became tame under his nephew, a dude so pro-Roman that he was literally named Italicus.
I would liken Arminius to basically a Germanic Osama bin Laden, really. Petty royalty who was on the payroll of a more civilized great power to fight other savages; came to despise said great power that he turned against it in dramatic fashion; was opposed by his own kindred; eventually got rekt by the aforementioned great power; and yet that great power can at best only maintain an indirect hold over his homeland through puppet regimes rather than directly conquering it.