Your Tax Dollars at Work: Government Invests $22 Million in Cyber Underwear Called 'SMART ePANTS'
The U.S. federal government has allocated at least $22 million for the development of "smart" clothing capable of surveillance and data collection. The largest allocation of this funding is a project called SMART ePants, which will design underwear and oth...
we are long past the reality-parody inversion point
What are you kidding I can't wait for my boxers to inform the FBI that I'm at a gun range!
Then you run around punching yourself in the nuts yelling TAKE THAT G-MAN!