Look, I didn't want to reveal my power level here and all that shit, but umm, if you're out there reading this, let me tell you a little about furries.
Yeah I know you know all about them, but let me tell you about the level of autism that comes from selecting dragon as a furry species.
For some reason, you've got a mix of "I really am a dragon, I just look like a human" that boils all the way down to "I just play a dragon on the internet, I know this isn't real shit" (paraphrased) but let me tell you, it's front and top end loaded. The fraction of a fraction that are normal people and are also dragons is below 0.01%. The rest are one minor inconvenience away from a spaghetti infused maximum overdrive autist rant that covers everything from every negative memory they've ever had.
I left the fandom after a brief stint thinking "They're not all that bad" And some of them are okay people. I'm sure they could fill a small room with the amount of relatively normal people. But the fandom is huge, and has more than it's share of insane nutbars. The rest are just doorknob lickers with a penchant for forgetting their social filters in conversation, or using an indoor voice. Or not being a massive idiot for seemingly no reason.
These people have no coping mechanism, and they're using escapism as a way to blend in with others, and they still can't do it.
For some reason, you've got a mix of "I really am a dragon, I just look like a human" that boils all the way down to "I just play a dragon on the internet, I know this isn't real shit" (paraphrased) but let me tell you, it's front and top end loaded.
I kind of want to do this. Just sit here and pretend I'm a dragon on the internet. Actually, no, wait. I want to pretend that I'm a Kobold, pretending I'm a dragon, on the internet.
I think I'm going to do that from now on.
The fraction of a fraction that are normal people and are also dragons is below 0.01%.
I feel like the number of dragons in real life may actually trend closer to zero. Except for me. I'm a dragon and definitely not a Kobold.
Look, I didn't want to reveal my power level here and all that shit, but umm, if you're out there reading this, let me tell you a little about furries.
Yeah I know you know all about them, but let me tell you about the level of autism that comes from selecting dragon as a furry species.
For some reason, you've got a mix of "I really am a dragon, I just look like a human" that boils all the way down to "I just play a dragon on the internet, I know this isn't real shit" (paraphrased) but let me tell you, it's front and top end loaded. The fraction of a fraction that are normal people and are also dragons is below 0.01%. The rest are one minor inconvenience away from a spaghetti infused maximum overdrive autist rant that covers everything from every negative memory they've ever had.
I left the fandom after a brief stint thinking "They're not all that bad" And some of them are okay people. I'm sure they could fill a small room with the amount of relatively normal people. But the fandom is huge, and has more than it's share of insane nutbars. The rest are just doorknob lickers with a penchant for forgetting their social filters in conversation, or using an indoor voice. Or not being a massive idiot for seemingly no reason.
These people have no coping mechanism, and they're using escapism as a way to blend in with others, and they still can't do it.
Just avoid at all cost. Believe me.
I kind of want to do this. Just sit here and pretend I'm a dragon on the internet. Actually, no, wait. I want to pretend that I'm a Kobold, pretending I'm a dragon, on the internet.
I think I'm going to do that from now on.
I feel like the number of dragons in real life may actually trend closer to zero. Except for me. I'm a dragon and definitely not a Kobold.
Lizard Kobold, Horse Kobold or Dog Kobold?
What are you, a knight?
I'm not any Kobold variants. I am a dragon.