For some reason, you've got a mix of "I really am a dragon, I just look like a human" that boils all the way down to "I just play a dragon on the internet, I know this isn't real shit" (paraphrased) but let me tell you, it's front and top end loaded.
I kind of want to do this. Just sit here and pretend I'm a dragon on the internet. Actually, no, wait. I want to pretend that I'm a Kobold, pretending I'm a dragon, on the internet.
I think I'm going to do that from now on.
The fraction of a fraction that are normal people and are also dragons is below 0.01%.
I feel like the number of dragons in real life may actually trend closer to zero. Except for me. I'm a dragon and definitely not a Kobold.
I kind of want to do this. Just sit here and pretend I'm a dragon on the internet. Actually, no, wait. I want to pretend that I'm a Kobold, pretending I'm a dragon, on the internet.
I think I'm going to do that from now on.
I feel like the number of dragons in real life may actually trend closer to zero. Except for me. I'm a dragon and definitely not a Kobold.
Lizard Kobold, Horse Kobold or Dog Kobold?
What are you, a knight?
I'm not any Kobold variants. I am a dragon.