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posted ago by bamboozler1 ago by bamboozler1 +14 / -2

Austria has some “post-feminist” duet song about the ghost of Edgar Allan Poe and the music industry somehow (yes, really), but my favourite ridiculous thing so far is Poland selecting a literal Insta thot who won Next Top Model, evidently can’t really sing, and is hated by all the fags because she is “homophobic and classist/elitist”, lol…

Ah, Eurotrash…

Australia didn’t even let people vote for our entry this year, because the West Australian state government paid to get a particular entry the right to represent the whole country, lol…

Oh, and the singer is an immigration lawyer, in “real life”, because of course he is…

Wack.