Make it a condition of the $14,000,000,000,000 in reparations.
You get a shitload of greenbacks on the other side of the plane ticket. Stage some luxury goods on the other side of the Atlantic, and some social media posts about how great everything is over there, and they'll be scrambling over themselves to get a chance to ride bitch seat in the middle aisle of a 777.
$325 grand for your US citizenship is a trade enough of the bad apples would take that we'd get some peace and quiet for long enough to pay off the debt incurred in paying it out.
Make it a condition of the $14,000,000,000,000 in reparations.
You get a shitload of greenbacks on the other side of the plane ticket. Stage some luxury goods on the other side of the Atlantic, and some social media posts about how great everything is over there, and they'll be scrambling over themselves to get a chance to ride bitch seat in the middle aisle of a 777.
$325 grand for your US citizenship is a trade enough of the bad apples would take that we'd get some peace and quiet for long enough to pay off the debt incurred in paying it out.