Here's the sweet, sweet irony of this choice: if blacks want to pretend they are Egyptian that means they enslaved the Hebrew people and were slave masters, the worst slave masters in history.

"And the problem is? Owning slaves and enslaving others is empowering. It's only bad when it was done to us." - black nationalists.

I wish I was kidding, too. Anything blacks do to others is justified, stunning, and brave. Anything done to them is terrible and racist, and to keep the kangs down.