You need to sacrifice 30 virgins to cleanse your equipment of every molecule of peanut
"fuck that, we will just put a warning that the product might have peanut contamination"
NOOOOO! That's not what your overlords in govt jobs wanted! We demand you sacrifice the virgins! Therefore: we will no longer allow you to use those warnings to avoid sacrificing the virgins!
"okay then we will just put peanuts in everything"
angry bureaucrat face
And people wonder why smaller government is better.
"fuck that, we will just put a warning that the product might have peanut contamination"
"okay then we will just put peanuts in everything"
And people wonder why smaller government is better.