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April Fool's

Elon Musk buys Hyrule castle and runs it into the ground.

https://archive.ph/jnwhF

3DFX reenters GPU competition.

https://archive.ph/T2UWF

Live action Goofy Movie.

https://archive.ph/efvDu

Elon Musk works without a break and goes insane.

https://archive.ph/8AZH2

Super Nintendo Maker.

https://youtu.be/rLai6W5HNAw

Jurassic World petting zoo announced by Universal

https://archive.ph/1sz95

The Mandalorian is cancelled due to fan backlash.

https://archive.ph/26Hju

Videogames

Remakes should be sold against the original, not replace it.

https://archive.ph/QkIAc

51% of steam users use simplified Chinese.

https://archive.ph/S5OFE

Learn to read Japanese with Final Fantasy 7.

https://archive.ph/xoLXJ

Minecraft goes multithreaded.

https://archive.ph/dPm8T

Nintendo working to make more online stuff.

https://archive.ph/DaDPM

Videogames: Graphics

The best games with RTX.

https://archive.ph/IzXC4

Cyberpunk 2077 with some new graphical upgrades. Ever played a game just to walk through it and enjoy the view? That's my ASMR.

https://youtu.be/Tk7Zbzd-6fs

Videogames: Strategy Games

The Great War: Western Front is too Grognard for PC Gamer.

https://archive.ph/JUH53

The best Grand Strategy Games in GameRants opinion.

https://archive.ph/pNpOw

Konami has a new studio in Osaka, and it has a pretty good salary.

https://archive.ph/fw2Yj Videogames: City Builders

A list of new city Builders out this week.

https://archive.ph/aAHv6 Videogames: Dark Souls like

A Zelda game with hard enemies. It releases next week.

https://archive.ph/MN0YL

Vermis is a concept dungeon crawler

https://archive.ph/6mFef Videogames: Fan Made and mods

A patch to make Dreamcast Football game have announcers and rosters from the latest world cup. They have to watch Argentina win over and over again. Warning, video is in Portuguese with English subtitles.

https://youtu.be/RpdDJwhfpSw

Videogames: Classic

Ed Boon shares graphics for Mortal Kombat before it was named that.

https://archive.ph/cBot5

Videogames: Chinese RPG history

Here is an article on it.

https://archive.ph/IcedD

Here is a Twitter synopsis of it.

https://archive.ph/Zugxr

Film TV

Shin Japan has something big on the horizon. Check out this video of traman, Godzilla, and the Power Rangers running together. Where Batman, Shaq, and Chuck Norris will appear is unknown.

https://youtu.be/mDYGGGZdMjY

An interview with the directors of the original Mario Bros movie. Apparently they wanted it to be like Batman.

https://archive.ph/FNpSy

The new Lara Croft looks like the actress for Padme.

https://archive.ph/RR88T

Blue Beetle looks about what it should be.

https://archive.ph/Dp3Sw

Secret Invasion looks dumb.

https://archive.ph/3Uab1

Hulu is redesigning it's interface.

https://archive.ph/iNvN1

Legendary gains Street Fighter movie and TV rights.

https://archive.ph/Ha4lE

The new Doctor Who season will have a Drag actor. It just wouldn't archive. Sorry.

https://tvline.com/2023/04/03/doctor-who-jinkx-monsoon-cast-season-14-bbc/

Remembering the amazing Matt Smith era on Who.

https://archive.ph/Xls3v

Comics

Evil Power Rangers in latest comic.

https://archive.ph/1bCyP

AR VR MR

I found this video on Twitter. A camera records the page, and the projector changes based on what it sees. So it's a pop up book Mixed Reality game.

https://archive.ph/fhCVz

Holy crap, another MR game to show off. Usually it's all talk and nothing to show.

https://archive.ph/E4a1V

Will apple take over the Metaverse? Will it's new goggles save the day for Virtual Reality? Even apple doesn't know.

https://archive.ph/hPWlS

Meta quest is getting an updated hand tracking feature.

https://archive.ph/7rACZ

A better mixed Reality system is being created. This one lets you view papers and have graphs appear.

https://archive.ph/lbyTL

AR VR MR: Golly Ghost

Mixed Reality is actually pretty old. Golly Ghost had a projected screen and mechanical parts that fit for a Jamma 2 set up. It can be played at Galloping Ghost in Chicago.

https://www.arcade-museum.com/game_detail.php?game_id=7980

Here is a video of it working.

https://youtu.be/bnK9t0ebiV8

CrunchyRoll

From my last list, GameTaco said CrunchyRoll is a bad publisher. Basically, a game is released for April Fool's has games that are being put down. So, these links and comments are from him.

Despite the decision being made and in-app purchases being shut down, Crunchy almost defiantly chooses to stick to the schedule and intends to run its last character on April 17th. Today they even announced that Tamaki can now be ascended to 6-star, for what good that is now worth.

Also, they still ran a 24-hour event yesterday, Landosol Wars: Return of the Colossus. They're essentially running a "business as usual" approach up until the day of the shutdown itself.

https://archive.ph/ghmSj

As for Uma Musume, that's still speculation based on a slide at the Google for Games developer summit

I don't exactly see anything outright denying it, plus this has the whole "developers were supposed to see this, not consumers" angle, so I'm going to rule an English release as plausible.

If we go by March 29-30 of LAST year, sources had said Cygames were pursuing a global release, but "global" was believed to mean China-Taiwan-Korea, not so much the western world. Could be related to THIS year's March 30 decision to kill Crunchyroll's license, might not.

https://archive.ph/Cc6Nr

AI

Hugging Face had a giant expo on AI.

https://archive.ph/QhxbR

Someone figured out panoramas in MidJourney

https://www.facebook.com/groups/officialmidjourney/permalink/546170641007838/?sfnsn=mo&ref=share&mibextid=VhDh1V

Using ControlNet, you can get different angles from the same shot.

https://archive.ph/7guTs

A guy made a Tshirt for his son from an AI image of Muscle bound Mario.

https://archive.ph/gclRf

AI: Program lists

AI as a personal assistant

https://archive.ph/X0oEL

Interesting AI tools

https://archive.ph/2tLLT

AI: Business and Propaganda

Italy banned ChatGPT.

https://archive.ph/Eh4AZ

Shutterstock now is big on AI.

https://archive.ph/XGUk4

AI is beating robotics in new stuff.

https://archive.ph/i6I7l

Former Google CEO is scared of AI and how it will destroy so many job sectors.

https://archive.ph/IuS8m

Bill Gates thinks the call to Pause AI is stupid. Especially since he knows it's a lie.

https://archive.ph/pz56K

Diffusion is being sued for being able to create copyrighted materials.

https://archive.ph/RmsAB

AI: Papers

Neural Radiance Cache to help render things faster in Nvidia GPUs.

https://archive.ph/5RbwH

A new method with a shorter scan time to create images has been created.

https://archive.ph/LfOdz

A new method of analyzing how AI works.

https://archive.ph/xCRYG

3D aware in Diffusion

https://jeffreyxiang.github.io/ivid/

How to used Stable Diffusion XL.

https://archive.ph/qxZmV

Tech

Check out this machine learning.

https://archive.ph/bws5l

New version of Revit is released. This is the major CAD program for architects.

https://archive.ph/ppyLO

A new controller for smart homes has been released.

https://archive.ph/4a7Nh

Best add ons to unreal engine 5.

https://archive.ph/VCQRP

Tech: Android

New updates to Android for cars.

https://archive.ph/PQPeP

Harry Potter Magic Awakened is a card capture game for Android.

https://archive.ph/IO9Le

Science

Mummies from Mexico might be infecting people.

https://archive.ph/vRoSG

A meatball made of cloned mammoth was made, but no one tried it out of fear of allergic reaction.

https://archive.ph/dS91C

A deep sea trench has been named after Godzilla.

https://archive.ph/Qy3bI

Using sun power to cause nuclear fusion.

https://archive.ph/JhsKq

Astrophysicist close to creating time machine.

https://archive.ph/cnV5c

Propaganda

Want to watch the New York Times twist itself into knots? There was a culling of buffalo in an area by mostly native tribes. NYT tries to prove it's evil, except it's traditional, except the buffalo were destructive, except they are noble creatures. It's fun.

https://archive.ph/oVszH

NYT trying to twist itself again by blaming guns and militias for the Nashville shooting.

https://archive.ph/42h2W

4 people heading to the moon. It's NASA, so you can guess what they look like.

https://archive.ph/oFqEI

Kids raised as influencers is messed up.

https://archive.ph/s2oib

Guam will be the next big staging point for war.

https://archive.ph/8juoa

Dental stuff being put under review.

https://archive.ph/375L2

The Chinese spy balloon got tons of info about US military bases.

https://archive.ph/5BqZW

Propaganda: Universities

Community Colleges are down in all aspects.

https://archive.ph/dm7Dl

Florida University professors demand protection.

https://archive.ph/q10lz

The university attendance is down. That's a good thing.

https://archive.ph/tW1dJ

Propaganda: Disney

Bob Iger will take down his enemies.

https://archive.ph/zEvGM

A bunch of stuff has been canceled by Disney.

https://archive.ph/6kVuY

A live action Moana is being prepared starring Dwayne Johnson.

https://archive.ph/z1DTX

Bob Iger calls Ron DeSantis anti business.

https://archive.ph/9P2Ke

Orlando Sentinel crows about the Disney cloak and dagger winning for the moment.

https://archive.ph/4Zjvl

Propaganda: Donald Trump

Several world leaders have been indicted and gone to jail before winning an election.

https://archive.ph/1gNkQ

Trump's lawyer is a white collar lawyer.

https://archive.ph/ND9gQ

The indictment has helped Trump's campaign. Money is coming in.

https://archive.ph/3SNKq

Business

The internet archive lost its case against Hatchet publishing. What happens next will not be fun to watch. So, the future is piracy because the world is unwilling to adapt to new tech.

https://archive.ph/kO52t

Steve Jobs archive releases book of his papers.

https://archive.ph/aY2NM

McDonalds is closing office while preparing large set of layoffs.

https://archive.ph/3SoIV

Business: Walmart

Walmart has a new look for it's app.

https://archive.ph/RF6Ff

Walmart set to take over more areas as the economy drops. They intend to have upper middle class stuff soon and expand beyond that.

https://archive.ph/eHXjN

Walmart to close 15 stores in April.

https://archive.ph/yuMNH