Currently eating in an extremely hipster local café (like, stereotypically so) - not by choice, but family…
It’s run by women, I suspect for women. It’s… I fucking hate it. It’s the kind of place that refused to serve “unwashed” like me, for two years…
But even now, everything has a little sign on it. “Do not touch” this. “Do not walk here”. “Do x, y and z before entering”, “Warning”, and most egregiously of all “You cannot use this table for more than x minutes, depending the value of what you order”…
Woke shit everywhere. Mostly black American woke shit, which is extra annoying, in Australia…
Eugh…
I can tolerate the rest, but all the micromanaging fucking signs, all over this junk-filled shithole, it’s very… In your face.
They just love their petty little rules, don’t they?
The passive aggressive nature of these little signs is just so ridiculous:
“You are in control of your own actions. Sanitize, keep your distance and do not overstay your welcome. Love and kindness”.
Fucking love and kindness…
Why are they always like this?
My NPC parents love it. All of it. Because of course they do…
This is their kind of place.
Why don't you edit your comments?
That’s annoying to you?
Gee, I must live rent free in your head then…
I dislike adding a secondary, different afterthought as an “edit”, when it isn’t directly related, so no, I don’t think I’ll be doing that.
You can just not read what I write?
That’s always an option. 🤷🏻♂️