“You need to get away from people of other races, just like I was relieved to do that time I went to the park and there were two barbecues going on, and I was terrified for a moment when I thought I’d been invited to the one with mostly black attendees. Anyway, like all my other racist tendencies, my personal reactions are shared by all white peoples and indicative of systemic prejudices. Er, right? Someone back me up on this?”