Near to where I live, local authorities put the gay flag on the road, in a place where I drive often. It would be a damn shame if something happened to it.
Let's say, however, that I want to minimize risks to myself while doing so - what would it be, in your opinion, the best way to go about this undetected?
I already have a couple ideas of my own, but I would like to hear yours.
Get the biggest slurpee or chocolate shake you can find, eat it while riding over the flag on your unicycle, then conveniently bumble drop it on the flag. Look all disappointed, shrug your shoulders and leave.
Worst you can get is like misdemeanor littering and the sugar and rest spread out by car tires should muck it up at least until a hard rain.