No Sarah, it's that the writers' room is now full of weirdo political apparatchiks who are now incapable of writing a female character anyone wants to see.
Buffy was a massive success because Joss Whedon could, back then, freely admit that he wanted to see a nubile 16 year old piece of ass beating up vampires who all want to fuck her before they eat her.
Buffy can't be made again today because that open, honest, simple, straight-to-the-point hook is now a no-go with fat, blue-haired commies who cant stand looking at a better looking girl than themselves. They would mandate that Buffy be recast some as some unfuckable black chick with a weird shaped head and no ass or tits. Everyone knows that that would be a complete fucking bomb, and that's why we haven't seen a buffy remake.
Now go back to baking cakes rather than speaking about things you haven't thought about in 20 years.
No Sarah, it's that the writers' room is now full of weirdo political apparatchiks who are now incapable of writing a female character anyone wants to see.
Buffy was a massive success because Joss Whedon could, back then, freely admit that he wanted to see a nubile 16 year old piece of ass beating up vampires who all want to fuck her before they eat her.
Buffy can't be made again today because that open, honest, simple, straight-to-the-point hook is now a no-go with fat, blue-haired commies who cant stand looking at a better looking girl than themselves. They would mandate that Buffy be recast some as some unfuckable black chick with a weird shaped head and no ass or tits. Everyone knows that that would be a complete fucking bomb, and that's why we haven't seen a buffy remake.
Now go back to baking cakes rather than speaking about things you haven't thought about in 20 years.
I really think the lesson seems to be that the only force that makes big interesting things - is horny men striving to get laid.
The only thing (outside of the 1% or less random outliers).