If we wanted to discuss what an actual "useful" service might be for $500/month, there are things that could work.

Tinder has the data for this. Imagine if Tinder analyzed your photos you uploaded and told you how effective each photo was at attracting women? Then went further and made suggestions like (you need to smile more in your photos), you have too many photos with other men, you have too many photos with fish in them etc... It would need to be some very sophisticated picture AI detection to start giving suggestions but for $500/month, you should be getting these sorts of features.

Furthermore, imagine if you got a match and Tinder gave you specific details of that specific user your were matching. Our algorithm has calculated that this user has a 70% chance of unmatching people who type long sentences compared to people who type short sentences. Based on the user you've matched with's match history, she is 7x more likely to match with men who have pictures of fish on their profile than the average woman, we suggest you talk about fishing with her.

Stuff like that might actually help some guys out tbh. One of the biggest things I did to improve my Tinder was getting professional photos done. Prior to getting professional photos done, I literally bought premium then swiped right to every single woman in the city, I did this for days for months and literally got 0 dates from it. I got professional photos taken and immediately I was getting matches. Photos make a huge difference and most guys aren't good at taking photos because most guys don't spend their teenage years literally perfecting their photo taking to get attention like women do. I think most guys don't actually realize how bad their photos are so if Tinder can analyze this and start telling guys what to do to fix their photos, that would help men get laid more, or at least a certain segment of men (average guys). Different photos can't fix fat and ugly obviously but maybe the guys would be more attractive to fat and ugly women even.