“I think that my gender is the emotions of straight people being utterly confused,”

I know it's not an exact comparison, but I still think it's funny...why did this creature target straight people and not "cis" people? Remember, "trans" totally isn't a sexuality, it's a "gender identity!" Totally different and valid!

Ange responding to the innocent and polite greeting in the deepest voice possible, “in a way that makes them go, what?”

To be fair, that's funny. If this dude wasn't such a mean-spirited and smug goblin I'd be more inclined to respect the troll.