"Bacteria don't have a nucleus, and they are arguably one of the most successful classes of organisms on the planet. Bacteria out here being the original anarchists, right? No nucleus, no master. Seize the means of metabolism. I don't know. It's funny to me."

This fucking idiot sandwich. I can take apart its argument just like this;

"The nucleus in a cell is what holds the genetic information or DNA for the cell. In bacteria cells, the genetic material floats freely in the cytoplasm. So yes, it does have a master - it's own genes. And what it does is rapidly replicate, hijacking and exploiting the surrounding resources until either the environment changes or life-forms evolve to prey on the bacterial infection.

Bacteria are not anarchists, they're ruthless corporate profiteers - it's no wonder your kind admire them so much, since you're no different from these parasites, depending on corporate might to cling on to life in a world where absolute cretins like you would be laughed out of the gene pool."