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In the Simons board room:
"So, what can we do to improve our brand image?"
"Well, there's this woman who is dying of a rare and painful disease and the state run health care system has failed her..."
"And you're thinking we can pay to get her proper care, to show our compassion? Or start a foundation to improve public health care?"
"No, I'm thinking we should make a short film making her state-assisted suicide look like a beautiful, romantic event."
"That sounds... depraved."
"It'll improve our ESG score by 20%"
"That sounds... BRILLIANT!"