More of the greatest hit of objective journalist Jonathan Allen:

“For those keeping score at home, Wikileaks isn't Russia, but Julian Assange is not an American, which means in-kind contributions to a campaign would be illegal.” link - archive.org - archive.today

“We are living at a time of white male rage unrivaled since the Michael Douglas movies of the 1990s.” link - archive.org - archive.today

“Breaking: White middle class voters born on second base are angry they weren't born on third base, worried about minorities who hit singles.” link - archive.org - archive.today

“It's hard to find a crowd as white as the one in Trump's closing ad when he says "the only force strong enough to save our country is us."” link - archive.org - archive.today

“Fun fact: none of the emails on Hillary Clinton’s private server were sent or received during an insurrection in the U.S.” link - archive.org - archive.today