So I skimmed through it. It's as weak and neutered as you expect. Joran Peel's scraped-throat gaspy characters are their new scary, apparently. That and soft-voice trannies. The protagonist? A fugly hog-nosed (complete with ring) cunt with the special ability to be entirely unappealing and be irredeemably irritating. She gets people killed constantly, feels no guilt, just stares and breathes. Through her mouth. Constantly. There was no thrill, no danger, no hint of anything even remotely enthralling. You will not be drawn in, you will hate everything and everyone, even the monsters because they are just more 'walking and staring is scary'. There is no menace to them. Every prop looks like it's cheap mattel plastic. Every set piece is bland pomo trash. The plot is a moldy, wet paper bag full of rancid diarrhea.

Full plot: some princess thinks she has problems. Gets people killed because she's a massive bitch. A rich bad guy with a plan to get something undone from the trannybites builds trap for trannybites. Princess and her friends arrive at trap. Plastic set pieces twist. Fake blood. Trannybites show up and hiss...menacingly. Trap laid, people die. Trannybites worship princess for being a princess. Trap released by princess. Trannybites make up shit about configurations to make it seem like they know a fucking thing about the original works. People don't die. Trannybites take rich dude. Tell princess she chooses lament configuration and leave her there. They. Leave. Her. There. No deals. No ultimatums. No threats. Nothing.

Just. "You choose the lament configuration. She is strong jewish princess. YASSSS." Disappear.

She leaves the suddenly 800 LBS morbidly obese shit box plastic box on the floor with the sound of an anvil hitting a brick and walks out.

Rich man wakes up strapped to a round cross and has his skin CGI peeled as he's CGI-sewn to it. They called this a new configuration like griffin or phoenix or some faggy shit with wings. It wasn't. It looked like an egg separator.

The fucking end.