Fucking w*men. I know there aren't handy tools for suicide here in Europe but 2 failed attempts? No belts in her household? No bedsheets? Did she forget the direction you're supposed to cut? If David Carradine can kill accidentally kill himself while jerking off you can manage it dear.

P.S. It wasn't the news report that was inaccurate it was the shrinks' report or the prosecutor's report (I'm not sure which).