I hope that you do so, and we meme our way back to civilization. Hopefully, then you can join me in stage 2, which is extinctifying the ridiculous fist-bump, which has perniciously gobbled up the handshake--first by that ridiculously obvious quisling Obama, then in the name of a "safer greeting" under covid tyranny.
The handshake is a warm, friendly gesture of vulnerability and therefore trust. An embrace, no weapons, right? What the hell are we doing with this punching-knuckle bullshit? It's Chicago gangland toughguy-wannabe bitch nonsense, and it needs to be rejected into extinction.
Which I do, and I hope you do too. Reach out for a handshake, and if they give you a closed fist in return, just wrap your open hand around their fist and give it a shake. Trust me, every time I have done this it is they who have felt a little foolish.
I hope that you do so, and we meme our way back to civilization. Hopefully, then you can join me in stage 2, which is extinctifying the ridiculous fist-bump, which has perniciously gobbled up the handshake--first by that ridiculously obvious quisling Obama, then in the name of a "safer greeting" under covid tyranny.
The handshake is a warm, friendly gesture of vulnerability and therefore trust. An embrace, no weapons, right? What the hell are we doing with this punching-knuckle bullshit? It's Chicago gangland toughguy-wannabe bitch nonsense, and it needs to be rejected into extinction.
Which I do, and I hope you do too. Reach out for a handshake, and if they give you a closed fist in return, just wrap your open hand around their fist and give it a shake. Trust me, every time I have done this it is they who have felt a little foolish.