Today, we salute you, Mr. Shotgun-Wielding-Store-Owner
🎵MR. SHOTGUN-WIELDING-STORE-OWNER!🎶
Only you can legitimately trigger Leftists by literally triggering the violent criminal proxies they enable.
🎵DOUBLE-ACTION TRIGGER!🎶
With your expertise, each wannabe gang-banger and up-and-coming rap god, will rethink his life choices when you turn his biceps into "Mom's Spaghetti"
🎵OW! MY ARM!🎵
We know that with the loyalty of a Roof Korean, the intolerance of a Cobra, the vengeance of a Death Wish, and the aim of a Ritten House, you improve the community one idiot at a time.
🎶COMMUNITY POLICING!🎵
So here's to you, Mr. Shotgun-Wielding-Store-Owner. Thank you, come again.
🥁🥁🥁
Browning Presents: "Real American Heroes"
🎼REAL AMERICAN HEROES🎵
Today, we salute you, Mr. Shotgun-Wielding-Store-Owner
🎵MR. SHOTGUN-WIELDING-STORE-OWNER!🎶
Only you can legitimately trigger Leftists by literally triggering the violent criminal proxies they enable.
🎵DOUBLE-ACTION TRIGGER!🎶
With your expertise, each wannabe gang-banger and up-and-coming rap god, will rethink his life choices when you turn his biceps into "Mom's Spaghetti"
🎵OW! MY ARM!🎵
We know that with the loyalty of a Roof Korean, the intolerance of a Cobra, the vengeance of a Death Wish, and the aim of a Ritten House, you improve the community one idiot at a time.
🎶COMMUNITY POLICING!🎵
So here's to you, Mr. Shotgun-Wielding-Store-Owner. Thank you, come again.
🎶MR. SHOTGUN-WIELDING-STORE-OWNER!!!🎶
I hate Bud Light but loved those commercials.