There's a guy at my work who is basically reddit incarnate. He posts dumb screenshots from there all the time. He speaks in the cutesy, affected, self-important, yet sniveling way they always do. He's basically "kind stranger": the person. He produces close to nothing in terms of work. He gives unsolicited, nonsensical advice to people far more competent than him.
I'm tired of listening to his drivel, and I want to fuck with him. I need a way to do it which won't come off as hostile or aggressive. How do I irritate this redditard as much as he irritates me? We work remotely, so our interraction is all chat and zoom.
Unfortunately it's impossible. There's nothing you can do to beat him at his own game of being super annoying within the societal limits. Any attempt you might make will get spotted right away.
If you truly despise him, then you should work hard and get promoted, then abuse your position of power to subtly fuck him over by treating him like a red headed step child and favoring everyone else.