"ema" is a New Zealander who, in the past five days, has tweeted about:

Astrology
Casual sex
Communism
Having to live with her parents because she has no money
Being broke
Being on anti-depressants
Being bisexual (about ten billion times)

I was going to go through a whole week but she tweets like fifty times a fucking day and it's just an endless torrent of all lower case Penguin of Doom twitter randomness that gets five likes if she's lucky. This woman is so ignored by the universe that I wonder how you managed to find her.

If I ever have a daughter, I'll use Ema's Twitter feed to scare the shit out of her and prevent her from becoming a Current Year failed woman.