NO SHIT? THEY'RE 50% OF THE POPULATION. This is peak retardation, even by your standards. What did a woman do to you that broke you so badly? Your girlfriend probably convinced you to get pegged and then left you for her female coworker. So while you sat on the edge of the bed (sore ass and all) you promised yourself you'd never let them off the hook. I don't know, that's the best origin story I can come up with on the spot.